wuhlauuz . z.z.z.z. i'm in team3 . but i have a nice team full of friendly retards ! x3 c.yeo[DOUBLE!], shannen, tingting ! so fun [: yay . wuhlauz . i'm in team3 cos of my big mouth . aiya whatever . we're team1 anyway . HAHAHA . LOL ! so shiiiok uhz . ;x ! b'div is gonna be so fun . yay . i love cheryl yeo ! :D and shannen . and ting is uber spaz when she spares splits . kekekeke . Yay . i love mg ! Yay . bdiv gathering isn't at my house . yay ! :D . noneed to be host . cos i am a bad one ]: sighsigh . anwz . oooomg . saw ____ [: HAHA . aiya . don't know why i like him . don't even know if i like him . lOlz . O_O !! bored . retarded la . seow is gay . he's so weird and freaky . he has limp wrists limper than my wrists . -flings wrists around making hysterical actions and making people hysterical- you know clare gets turned on . because of his facial expressions . iunno . sian . i need to do 5-6 zhoujis . weee ! i'm gonna have so much FUN . not . aiya sian . ok . audi's downloading . i redownloaded it . cos it says wrong version or something like that. 69% .. .. sianzepua . OOOOOOMG 1973 is playing now . LOVES ! ciiaOz . please visit my blog . it hurts me to see it dead T.T ~

i love boyslikegirls .

it's too late baby there's no turning around, i got my hands in my pocket and my head in a cloud

this is how i do, when i think about you x333

i took a 17-stop ride on the mrt home from bukit batok . on saturday . it was crazy . i watched fool's gold with lina and chartan . it's nice :D .

omg . chartan-spartan . wow . scaryz . training tday .. the char's are angry with me . HAHA cause i caused&cleared a misunderstanding between them . [:

mr seow is gay . i hope he doesn't see this . anyway . he won't . Yay .

ok .. now what . i need to freaking pee . LOL !

YOU KNOW WHAT . before you get periods, you get pimples . so it's like . DOTDOTDOT . then you start to LEAK . then . i dno . bdiv is coming soon

SO EXCITING !!!!!!! WAHAHHAHA . i'm retarded . TIGGAAAANNEZ . IS . A . MUGGERWITHNOLIFE . sheisDISGUSTING . i will beat her . MUAHAHA .

you know for the past few days, i've been like . doing sudoku at 8-9 then sleeping at 9 . quite awesome . i feel good .

(:

Bye .

in the silence; we hear Him
in the darkness; we see Him

thank YOU for the cross, Lord .

i love my friends- classmates&bowlers&ex-classmates&unfortunately, the others ;x
i love my family- siblings, parents, grandparents, close uncles, aunties, cousins&unfortunately, the others ;x
i love my teachers- most of them, esp ♥MrsNg♥ , MrsGan, MrsLim {YY&MSMICHELLETOK!}, MrsTong, MsNg{ANGELA!} x33, MrLoh{oh self-amusing one}, MrSeow{limpwrists!~}, aaaaaand .. the rest ;x
i love mg !

hatesx eva&mrsraj d:

i thank God for all of you who make my life complete x3 you guys mean the world to me[:

TODAY}
shtoopid heritage tour. shtoopid wax figures. phreakz me Outzxz yOuz . HAHAHA. CHEM TEST SUCKEDDDDDDDDD . GAHHH ~! noooooo . sucks sucks sucks . i hope bio's good . and physics is good . i need at least {1} a1 for my CA to show my parents . LOL ~!

ok. today i brought my bowling balls to school with my bowling uniform. then i realised that we were going on heritage tour and NOT going to training. so i felt like a great beeeg idiOrt. hehz :\

after heritage tour when i was going back, grace asked me why i brought it. i said cuz i forgot. then suddenly denise came and shouted MICHELLE WHY THE HELL YOU BRING YOUR BOWLING BALLS. then i paiseh say. I GOT TRAINING LATER WHAT! bo bian. if not how. HAHA

-poofzxzxz-

A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns unlike thier English counterparts are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine.

la maison- feminine
le maison- masculine

One student asked what gender is a computer?

The teacher did not know and the word wasn't in her dictionary so she split the class into two groups according to gender to decide on what gender computer would be

The men's group decided that computer should be feminine because:
1. No one understands their internal logic except their creator
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else
3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for possible later retriviel
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you spend half your paycheck on accesories for it

The women's group decided that computer should be masculine because-
1. In order to get their attention, u have to turn them on
2. They have alot of data but are still clueless
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems but HALF the time they are the problem
4. As soon as you cmmit to one, you realise that if u had waited a litte longer YOU COULD HAVE GOTTEN A BETTER MODEL

courtesy of clare [:

tio hack in maple liao . gg lo . quit maple liao .

ooh, my tagboard doesn't appear . ohwellies . today in the car my grandfather discussed the origin of our name . because it's weird to see a hWang around . it's normally like hUang . soo we asked . here's the story !

4 generations ago , [ granddaddy's daddy ] had 2 brothers ! since there were no birthcertificates, they had to go register . so my granddaddy was registered as HWANG . the second one was WONG and the third was OOI . wanna know the surname of the granddaddy's daddy's daddy ?! it's OOI . can you imagine me, a OOI ?!?! no . because i can't either ! ehmahqawd ?!?!?!?! scary much . anyway right . weird . it could have been WEE . or i don't know what else . if he was somewhere, it could have been OEI . like LOL ! clare calls me HWANG in class so it's like .

HWANG HWANG !! and i respond .

imagine if my surname were oei .

OEI OEI !! would i respond ? ._.'

phreakayye . anyway . zohmehqawdehmuch .

-leaves- maple is so boring i can 1.cry 2.commit suicide

lOl .

omg ther's so much to blog about, iunno wher to begin ~! japan rocked [: me, my bro, my sis, my parents, audrey, audrey's parents, basil, paul, henxin, elizabeth[paul's sister :O] and paul's mum . it was so fun ! [: woohoo . the snow was so powderryy . and deep o_o .. .. .. .. .. it was awfully cold . so cold that when i came back last night and went to sleep, i woke up this morning with heat rashes . like cuz the switch in temperature was like 40 degrees . HEHEHE . -10 to 30 ? ohmygee . o_o !

well . it was like crazy GOING to clubmed in sapporo cuz when we got to narita and took the bus to haneda[the domestic airport], it was snowing like mad in tokyo . so like a WHOLE LOT of flights were cancelled ! out of the domestic airport . so we like . kinda got our flight to obihiro cancelled :\:\ .. in the end we went to SAPPORO, took a TRAIN for ONE stop, then transferred to a TRAIN with NO seats [ we had to sit on the ground in a tiny space for an hour and 45 mins ] then took a BUS to clubmed . so on the way there it was like .. .. plane-bus-plane-train-train-bus . but i guess it was worth it ! woohoo .

snowboarding . gah ; . it was pretty tragic FOR ME . because i'm so unfit . HEHE . after a while my legs give up on me then i fall, sit on the snow then get up again, move for about 20m then fall down due to one reason or another . going down once on a slope .. well i roughly fell hmMz lezzsee . 20 times ! LOL !! ohmygee right . but it was fun . AND i had a PINK SNOWBOARD ! yay for me ! :D ! i feel gay . i spent like $70 on presents for people . and there're only like 12 of them . gah . and there's chocolate ! for the bowling team :D i forgot to buy for my class . but wtheck, my class has too many people . :\:\ ablehxzxz . i love cny . i still get ANGBAOOOXZXZ !

anywaaaaaaaaaay . i can't remember what i wanted to blog about japan !!!!!! but it was really fun, and alot of funny things happened . moohaha !

dead blog x_o AND IT IS UNSAFE FOR ME TO BLOG ABOUT STUFF CUZ THERE ARE RANDOM PEOPLE WHO COME HERE, READ MY POSTS THEN RUN OFF WITH ALL THAT INFORMATION IN THEM THEN USE IT AGAINST ME !!!!!!!!!

Grr . Hi, Audrey . Stop disturbing me about _____ because I DO NOT LIKE HIM .
but if you insist that i admitted to, then FINEEEEE .

i DO ! i LOOOOVE him . ableh .

x_o x_o .