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2008-05-03T06:24:00.000-07:00

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2008-04-29T05:32:00.000-07:00

today was quite ok . physics was pretty good compared to normal ! mrs tong PRAISEED MEEE . she said i had an apt or aptitude thingy thingum for physics . hehehehe . and she was blasting the rest of the class . which must mean i'm REALLYREALLYGOOD ! haha . yay . thankGod for me brains ;x HEEHEE and ms lim who's a great teacher but makes me feel inferior .

cold water is great . everyone looooves cold water except menstruating females cos they get KRAAMMPPSS when they drink cold water . today i ran 2.4km . :l ok not ran . i kindakinda jogged at a speed that's outta this world ( cos it's so slow it's immeasurable ) ahahahaa . NO i failed . x_ox_o dangit . nevermind . i shall look at things from the bright side ! on one hand, i lost weight ! and if i hadn't done that, i would've gained 2kg cos i went to get free ben(S)&jerrys icecream at .. i dno what's the place called . ehe ! enehwaez . yeah . and it's great that i could actually complete it . cos mrs chan said out my time after 2 rounds - 4min -.- so i was like . omg ? cos my 1st rd was 1min30 . so i REALLYREALLY slowed down . then i did a little math and stopped cos i thought it wld be impossible for me to pass . but my wonderful supportive classmates cheered me on all the way even from the tennis courts fr where they were playing .

BUTBUTBUT i'd specially like to thank those who OFFERED TO RUN WITH ME :O i'd never be capable of such a noble act ever, so thanks you guys ( gi, shina, sophia, angela, PETRA MY TIMEKEEPER ! ) love you guys :D

yeah then after i ran i walked at a speed BEYOND beyondthisworld . AHA i bet a snail could've moved fster than me . then i drank like 800ml of water HAHA ( me blood cells didn't burst ! )

while i was running i was searching for reasons to stop running . i was like regurgitating bio facts .

"lactic acid fermentation..."
nx rd, "lactic acid building up in my muscles, causing much pain and agony unto myself ( ok i didn't say that actual long thingy but the main pt is ther ;x )

then like 15mins after i was done resting and dragging myself around the sports com/track area, i stood up and said, "I'M FULL OF ENERGY !" so i participated in the rounders thing .

i ran like 20m then mrs chan said it was a foul and i had to go back . then i started dragging myself, proclaiming, " I HAVE NO MORE ENERGY !! the glycogen from the lactic acid has been used up !!" HAHAHA .

my bio is gooood . i just completed my respiration notes :D now i have to do parts of the cell and something else i can't think of right now . enehwaez .. [: ohmygosh .

PIMPLE ON MY CHIN . it is dawning upon me soon.. i don't have much time left... ENEHWAEZ .

nidda start on geog notes :\ uhoh . it's on monday or tuesday . dangit -.- why was i not aware of that . and i nidda study SS too . and practice math .

IT SEEMS AS THOUGH I HAVE NOT MUCH TIME LEFT . i was tempted t go to the sick bay during math and sleep cos i was feeling REALLY REALLY lethargic, but my better self decided against it . hahahahaa . so, yeah . i sat next to grace cos benita was absent . thenthenthen . i sprayed deo all over grace . then i sprayed it up her sleeve . and it froze her pittttttsssssss . then she called me childish

Sniff . i'm not childish ]: i'm extra-~~cute~~ . adorable ! then took cab to wherever with umm .. deborah, amanda and petra . DEBORAH WENT TO MEET HER HARBBY ! yeah . and she was using us so that the school won't get a letter about her being intimate in her school u with another guy . AIIYOOOO deborah !! T.T then she ignored me samore ]; double-blow ! yeah . after eating ice cream and lunch and oldchangkee ( omg fat, lucky i ran ) i took a cab home cos her dad cldn't send me .

GAHH . cab here, cab there . I SHOULD NOT BE DOING THIS BECAUSE IT ENCOURAGES SINGAPOREANS TO TAKE UP THE JOB OF BEING A TAXI DRIVER, RESULTING IN INCREASED POLLUTION !!!!!!!! because cab companies are el-cheapos and don't invest in great cars and don't pay for good fuel so diesel is all unburnt and all .

AND MOTORBIKES SHOULD DISAPPEAR . tian ah, ever seen the pollution coming out of it . i feel like stoning the motorist . moohahahha . ew la ! my heart aches for you, Mr Ozonelayer !

sigh .. and stupid models and their stupid CFCSSSS cos of the stupid hairsprays that keep their stupid hair intact . hellou you're so darn skinny and you're modelling CLOTHES AND SHOES AND ACCESSORIS NOT YOUR FRIGGING HAIRSTYLIST CAN YOU AT LEAST TRY AND SAVE THE ENVIRONMENT .

after saying all this, i will try not to be a hypocrite . that'll be tough indeed .. hey this post is Awfully long . hahahaha ! enehwaez ..

i am fat i am fat i am fat . this will NOT do . i will lose 6kg by the greatsingaporesale so i can go buy clothes that won't be loose when i lose more weight . cos if i like buy now .. by july it'll be like loose so . waste $ !! and also cos SALESALESALE during greatsingaporeSALE ! doublegain .

i likey . well . i wasted a whole long time of my life writing these thoughts down . you better darn appreciate em .

moohaha .

and prayer CHANGES things . overnight my parent's conflict thingy was solved, and i had the strength + determination to finish my 2.4km .

DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS ? that requires ALOOOOOT of effort to do that . cos when i give up ... i give up . hehe . and since i'm a stubborn cowpig it's hard to try and change my giving-uppity ( cool new word . everything will end with ity now . ) yup .

Every knee shall bow, every tongue confess
that Jesus Christ is Lord

ADIOS, AMIGOS .

2008-04-28T03:21:00.001-07:00

life's a mess . i wanna die . what's wrong with me . why am i so irresponsible . i keep causing people so much trouble and stuff . and i make it hard for everyone .

why .

be strong . be strong because God is always there whenever you need Him.

You stood before creation, eternity in Your hands. You spoke the earth into motion, my soul now to stand. You stood before my failures, and carried the cross for my shame. My sin weighed upon Your shoulders, my soul now to stand.
So what can I say, what could I do, but offer this heart O God, ccmpletely to You
So I’ll walk upon salvation, Your Spirit alive in me. This life to declare Your promise, my soul now to stand.
&I’ll stand with arms high and heart abandoned, in awe of the One who gave it all. I’ll stand, my soul Lord to You surrendered. All I am is Yours

Over the mountains and the sea, Your river runs with love for me, & i will open up my heart and let the Healer set me free. I'm happy to be in the truth, & i will daily lift my hands for i will always sing of when Your love came down.

I could sing of Your love forever.

Above all powers, above all kings. Above all nature and all created things. Above all wisdom and all the ways of man, You were here before the world began. Above all kingdoms, above all thrones. Above all wonders the world has ever known. Above all wealth and treasures of the earth, there's no way to measure what you're worth.
Crucified, laid behind a stone. You lived to die, rejected and alone. Like a rose, trampled on the ground, You took the fall abn thought of me above all

I'll be strong for God, for my family, for my friends.

nothing the world throws at me now will bring me down
The Lord my God, You reign on high

2008-04-25T04:53:00.000-07:00

I HAVE A BUNNY ! IT'S SOOO CUTEEE KYAAA :x
it's like whiiiteeeee . my brother found it outside his sch or something and brought it back .

it's so KYOOOOOOOOTE . ahahaha . and it's like a greedy pig . i think it's eaten 4 carrots since this afternoon ? :o and it poops like free . x_o ableh ableh . but it's KYOOOOOTE [:

2008-04-25T02:18:00.001-07:00

tianz ah, today ms ng gave us some pop-essay . so we had 45mins to write . i was TOTALLY UNINSPIRED so i threw 1 idea away aft writing 150 words . yea then i wrote about Marriage. i love one worders . can write about anything in the world and it's relevant . but i think i drifted off topic . like my 1st para about what i'm gna write . the ending is like way off . but . it's

SUPER
DUPER
FUNNY

i will type it out here when i get it back . i think i'm gna fail tho . BUT IT WAS SO FUNNY . so it's worthit [:

Yayyers . today appeal results didn't come out . aaahhh i'm very stressd . i needa do my bio and geog notes asap . then learn the 8 chem tables ( MMEEMOORRIIZEE ) Uhhuh then i'm pretty much done . Lol .

TO THE FIRE ! - chinese - nx friday .

Gg.

2008-04-23T06:33:00.000-07:00

ayee school ( LITT ) was fun .

mrsng; so what feelings do you have toward beatty?
maddy; i pity him .
mrsng; never use the word pity because 1. it's vague and because it implies that you look down on him and that you are superior . we don't want the cambridge markers to think that mg is full of self-righteous pompous little arses do we, michelle hwang-ism . instead, we should use the word sympathetic ( madeline said it ) because beatty's boundaries are unclear . like an amoeba right, michelle hwang-ism
me; what boundaries aren't clear about an amoeba ?
grace; it can change shape
me; coool .
mrsng; so you want to be an amoeba now huh ? but you are already one . so do you aspire to be a super amoeba ?

LOL . ;x omt funny . waha

training after that . yeh . i'm gooooooood if you exclude accuracy and sparing . but u cnt so i'm not v gooood ):

2008-04-19T06:18:00.000-07:00

today i woke up at 6.11am =.= what's wrong with me . anw i figured i wldn't go back to sleep cos maybe i wouldn't be able to wake up . went to play audi for like 40 mins or sth . then got ready and went to sch to official for past vs. present . past won again . -sigh- whaaat ._. anyway . super fun . played badminton after that with chartan amanda and eshyen ? [dno hw to spell her name] anw . super fun :D then we played bballl . scored like 10 pts in total then cant run anymore . LOL . AYYYEE .

anyway . super fun [: lalala .. then went to btp with char and amanda . ate kfc . gained back all the weight i lost and more .. - sigh -

i'm the badminton queen . i'm so pro . i can sms and still return the shot + win th point . wooots :x i'm pro . HAHA . only i can't serve . bite that .

then went for cip . had to act emo and all to hopefully gain sympathy from ms ng . so she'll let me go to US ._. sigh . what desperate measures i go to ... oh well .

but i feel very mean . mr seow is too nice !! T_T . sad sad sad sad sad . i feel mean ]:

sigh .

sigh .

SIGH . cos everytime that i try i get tongue tied; i need a little good luck to get me by this time

2008-04-18T06:43:00.000-07:00

michaela says she misses gerald . now that that's over and done with, let's talk about ME !

i am a pig . i want to award myself a certificate certifying that i'm a pig . let me begin with today after i bathed .

had tuition . after tuition tried to connect lappy t internet . failed . went down for dinner . came up took lappy and connected it successfully to the internet . washed feet . sat on bed and tried to find sky of love to watch so i can cry cos i was in a i-wanna-cry mood . then i realised my phone was gonna die . so i was gna look for my cahrger when i realised it wasn't ther . smsed bro from my bed to gimme back my charger cos i tot he took it . then my dad said my sis took it . so i threw a tantrum but that's not the main point . i smsed my brother who was 15-20m from me with the only seperation between us being my door to gimme back my charger when i cld've shouted or gotten it myself . anw . then i went to my sister's room to take it .

then i washd my feet again . lol . then after that . i felt thirsty . so i called my house with my phone while sitting on my bed in hope that my maid picks up so i can ask her to help me get water . 003 didn't pick up . so i called 359 . then she picked up and i asked her to help me get water . now this may not seem so bad . but when you think of it this way ...

1. fridge 10m away from me, seperated by my door .
2. house phone 15-20m away, could have saved 10c by using PA system istd of phone .
3. maid downstairs, had to come upstairs . cos i'm a pig

AHAHHAHAHA LOL . i feel like DAM PIGGY . anyway . gotta wake up tomorrow and go to . um . past vs present . i hope i wake up on time -.- GAH .

i feel mean mr seow called me dno how many times for i dno what . but i feel irresponsible . i mean . kill the school . sorry mr seow but you're part of the school . so kill you . aha .

tomorrow gotta wake up .. and .. go to .. schoool ... but heck i'm getting cca points so it's all worth it .

come on, o levels . come on, bdiv . come faster .

so i can hurry up and dsa over to rjc and rid myself of this horrible place . Eek .

2008-04-17T23:59:00.001-07:00

didn't get into us .

not going for sabbaticals . i refuse to make my parents pay for me to go somewhere i don't wanna go . PLUS it wastes my time . wtf . like just cos i don't hav reasons ( WHICH ISN'T MY FAULT )

cos . fugging lead . didn't process . my fugging reasons . then i fugging had competition + had to catch up with my schoolwork . aft that i get this bs .

i will not take this standing up . i will sit down and sue you . Die, the lot of you .

2008-04-17T04:46:00.000-07:00

look up the stars are fading
and i am still here waiting to see you again, be with you my friend
the moon is gone forever, i hope you're up there somewhere
i'll see you again, be with you my friend

cuz all the roads they lead to where you are
and all the streetlights shine like they were stars
that's where you are

let's spend tonight on top of the world
we could do anything, we could be anything
i'll meet you tonight on top of the world
as real as it seems, you're only in my dreams .

srsly .

squareONE all over again .

2008-04-16T06:32:00.000-07:00

went to school today ( duh ) lol . nothing much . aah debra's gone, grace's gone, maddie's gone . gonegonegonegone . now class is like uber Quiet . Sniff . had phys test today . aiya got 3 careless mistkes + - aka 3/30 FLY . which SUCKS . ugh . disgusting . why am i such a disgusting creature . Eek .

anyway . dangit the sabbaticals results coming out this week . i REALLY HOPE i go to US . sniff . it's like the only place i wanna go . and i wanna go cos i wanna slap the americans . hypocrites . but i'm being hypocritical bcause i wanna go ther aft calling em hypocrites . owell . VICIOUS CYCLE #1 . HAHA .

SHAN HU HAI ! x3 wo de ai . :x wahha . jaychou ! Aiks . CHEMISTRY IS SO FUN ! yay . i hate applying log into daily living . makes no sense and is uber complicted . i don't get it :\:\ and emath sucks . i mean whaat you all go define the terms until like the term itself totally confuses you blahblah then can't rmb then assume this then question vague = possibility x2000 of making mistakes ? sian .

hate emath . EHe . interest makes me feel like i'm in primary school (: but i used to pwn in primary school . gah . walao stupid audi 8k can't pass bloooodyy story . kns la ! Blahblah .

Daisy pisses the whole class off, apparently . sigh .. today ... i ate . kway teeeoowww gan .

LOL . then i ate puff pastry for lunch . and soup . and porridge . cos of my throat . last night i wore my retainers for the first time in history . + - a few years .ehhe . enehwaez . when i woke up in the morning it was so pain i wanted tuh cry . so lt's throw that out the window . i dno why my stupid keyboard is so hard to type la wth all my errors come out then backspace also cannot clear properly . stressed . ahh . pft pft pft pft -.- 2.4km .

slapgovt . FAQ ?!
1. How does Sit-and-Reach help keep you fit ?
By making you strain your under-thigh muscles once a year, you lose 2000 calories and thus encourages people to strain their thigh muscles even more often to maintain a healthy lifestyle . ok srsly i dno why sit-and-reach is part of pft

2. How does Standing Broad Jump help keep you fit ?
By using swinging to create momentum to propel your body over a distance that could have been covered in a split second if you wern't standing there swinging your arms preparing yourself for the darn stinking jump for th past 20 seconds, you moderate the blood flow through your body and thus prevent blood clots . LOL ? standing broad jump wtf . you, frog, are certified FIT because you can jump far !

3. 2.4km . Good or bad?
On one hand, running 2.4km once a year would NOT certify you as fit. However, by implementing this as compulsory, people are forced to practice ( If they are not naturally staminaful at birth ) to be able to pass this tedious assignment. Then again, why one might not raise this issue to the government is that one fears the government agree with this stand and thus either abolish it (YAY) or make it take place more often (angry mob awaits thee)

Therefore, since we have been taught to take relevant risks . Also because when you weigh the consequences of each one, it is better to leave PFT the way it is to avoid adding fuel to the fire.

Slapgovt.

2008-04-15T03:06:00.001-07:00

aye . bored . nobody visits my blog . no inspiration to blog . sniff !

OOOOOOOMG today was really funny . like . the conver i had with grace, but i can't remember now .

fu chu de ai shou bu hui ! hai qian ni de wo bu neng gei !

lol :x aiya emo . emo . emo .

i'm nuts

COCONUTS !

whitebacon .

2008-04-11T21:02:00.001-07:00

mum's alright ! phew . hope the medicine works well and stabilise quickly so she can come home ! even though it's like nice there there's no sense of home ): get well sooner mum ! x3

this morning had tuition, then i played com and had lunch . woooo it's raining like nuts now :\ later i have maths tuition . after maths tuition i gotta go down to chinatown and do cip . aaahh .. the lightning and thunder T.T sniff .

phreaks mOiie Outtz .

had me haircut and facial yesterday . hohoho :o

omg i lost like 2kg :D :D :D :D but i'm still a fat cow .

Blah . Blah . Blah . Blah i shall not be complacent and continue losing weight . weeets .

and then, beware all you evil girls, i will HONG ALL YOUR BOYFRIENDSSSSSSS .

MUAHAHAHAHAHA . lol .

2008-04-11T07:19:00.000-07:00

today's ss lesson was really funny . it was like in the LT and stuff . haahaaaa . mrseow split the class into 4 groups . i was with rida, eek . :\ anw when we were done discussing the things we were spposed to discuss, we had to send one rep from each group to go to the front to present . lina was the first to go from the 1st group . then she was like iiin frooooont and we were like attt thheee baaccckkk so it was hard to hear so we asked her to use the mic . then i started saying

use mike use mike :o LOL . it was so funny . then she did her evil face . wahahha .

after school went tuh my long-awaited facial then haircut . i dropped so much hair !! ahh . anw now my fringe is nice [: but my ponytail's weird -.- and ther's NO CHANCE of me plaiting my hair any time soon . wakakaka . WELL .. then went to visit mum in hospital . she's doing okay :D but will only be discharged in about 2-3 days ? sth like that . so they have to forgo their RM1000 celine dion concert :\ poor mum !!! get well soon mum ! x333

yeah . then went home . grandmother threw a fit . UGHH . then she hit below the belt . i was like just looking at her then she give attitude . decided not to argue . "respect elders" . then she went on about how my parents depended on her not she depended on them blahblah support them .

pppleeaaseee laaaaa . u just brought my mum up . that's like it . then you say until lidat .

if you think money can buy family, i'll give you my first million to make you happy [:

ahh . but anyway . that's not the point . i've learnt 2 things .
1. the eldrs always win
2. no point arguing with a old person with dementia with a whole stack of money to throw around . esp when she gives you $$ every month . you won't win
3. give in to avoid conflict
4. never use underhand means to win an argument . people will hate you .

conclusion for the day ! i'm sleepy . poor dad . he's been so busy . God give him strength !

x3 .

2008-04-10T00:55:00.000-07:00

don't be such a gm bacon la !

ref. madeline and her white bacon :o devoid of all usefulness, she says . and it's like it's been genetically modified :o ( f451 ) therefore . you can use it as a term for people as above .

DON'T BE SUCH A GM BACON . HAHA [x today was really fun ! during the speech competition grace and i were sitting beside each other and lina, aunty and amaris were in front of us . aunty kept trying to touch grace's leg so like i took her arm and put it on amaris's shoulder . amaris looked so shocked wahaha . then after that grace took her arm and started stroking amaris's arm . LOL . it was dam hilarious !!! wahahaha . then there were other things .

whenever something about being short comes up, aunty screams sl!!sl!! clare understands it . now i do too :D wahaha . so evil . but enehwaeez :x

my mum's in hospital ! omg it's so scary . she was that close to death :/ thank God the blood clots didn't cause anything serious to her lungs . aaah :/ so scary ! T_T

you were the first to give, i was the first to ask
now i'm in second place to get a second chance

:o nice song . x3faberdrive

Wee . today had ss test then chinese test then geog test . overall i think i did oooookay . my chinese should pass . my ss should pass ., .
MY GEOG SHOULD Do WELL ! YAYYERRRSSSSS .

^^v^^v^^v i had so much info to regurgitate :o and she only wanted like 3 parts . "exp. why deforestation has caused environmental probs" or sth lidat . then have diagrams here and there to help . woooots i tell yoo :x omg i look out the window and i see SMOOGGG . ONOUHHHZZ IT'S DIFFUSING IT'S WAY HEREEE . wait i think the construction site people are killing mosquitos with that icky white fog thingy .

well . i'm quite happy . WHY SOPHIA BLACKMORE LECTURE TMRW LA COCONUT . I NIDDA GO MEE FAYSHURL . AND MEEH HAREKART .

NOOOOOOOOUHXZXZXZ . idc i'm going anw [:

omg . i nidda go detention

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2008-04-09T02:30:00.000-07:00

today we had like 1 hr 20 mins of FREE PERIOD :o mr loh came in . aiiih sian tomorrow have ss test + geog test . CHINESE TEST ALSO . ZOOOMG :o walao die la .

i wanna quit school and be the next facebook guy ( female ver. )

;o wa sian laaa . zz ... ... ... today was fun . okay lina, denise, amaris, alyssa, petra are pervs ! omg . aiiiiiiih . -tanqi- they're like PERVY aahh . and amaris' facial expressions are really funny . hehehehehe . [x . aunty's a perv . clare's a perv . ono ! the class is pervy . and mrs ng says i make everyone unclean . like what i'm the purest of the lot T.T ! sigh . well .

tomorrow = die . denise hasn't taken te test . there goes me trump card .

2008-04-08T04:51:00.000-07:00

Dear God, please help me . i'm confused . something weird's been going on . i have evidence but i can't put my finger on it . i'm afraid of jumping to conclusions . i'm afraid of the outcome ): i don't want anything to happen to our family . Amen .

T_______T . i'm very depressed . i dno . i just hav this feeling something's happening . i wish it'll all blow over and be nothing of concern and we'll move on with our lives the way we used to .

aaaah . ): i have no mood to talk about anything else .

changes, changes . i used to adore them and convention bored me . now i know they're not so great after all ]:

2008-04-06T04:10:00.000-07:00

last night my doggie like fell down . then couldn't get up . her hind legs like just gave way . so my dad carried her under the shelter and put newspapers under her . then i prayed fer her . so sad ! she's been with us for like 8 years . which means she's REALLY old . today she could walk, i hope she'll fully recover !! waaah .

today went to church . met rachel,jess,gail, etcetc . then went up . then went to smallgroup . i used to think nobody was as disruptive as i was . like could be, considering class things and all . now i've met my match . herald = #1 disruptor in ze planet . so disruptive he pisses off the ysgl . LOLLL . aiiiiiih . -sigh- then after that had lunch with family and walter (dno what he was doing ther, but he looked gay . i suspect he's been gaying with my brother . evidence = gay bag, gay shirt, gay shoes, gay face .. .. HAHAHA .) at wheelock cos my mum wanted to pick up her phone . i dnou, she has like 2 . doesn't let me touch the other one . once i wanted to look at it and she like won't even let me open the menu . -suspicious- what could be going on . ahh, i don't know . anyway .

fundraisers fundraisers ! ugh . my parents just announced to me that i have to raise money to go to sebbaticals sabbaticals . whatever . yeah . omg ! they're gonna make me key in stuff for their clinic . NOOOOOO . LOL . i get $5 an hour . WHAT?! us = $4000 . WEEEEEEE .

How fun, don't you agree? !@#$%^&* walao . if lidat i stay in sg do job attachment . $50 nia . wtfwtfwtfwtf . walao !

I'm depressed. Very depressed. aaaaaaah . kay whatev . today at jurong bowl ( first time i've ever been there ) had training with uncle denny and some other weird girl i've never seen before . anw . the lanes were dam easy to strike . crosspocket strike . high pocket strike . hit head pin strike . pocket strike . weeeeee . but i cldn't spare my pin 10's and 6's in like the first 3 games .

if not i could've gotten myself a new high score . [ X X X X X X 8- X X 72 ]

ok wtheck parents hounding me to go Eat . i'm back !

well . so . i'm going to train tomorrow at mtfaber at .. hm . 7.30 . but i'm going to bowl at like 6.30+ ? yeah :D funfunfun . bowling is fun ! i'm suposed to train at 4, but then mg's training . and it's preeetty rude to train like 20 lanes away from your sch or sth right ? yeah . LOL . so . . . . lalala . fun ! :D

clifton tan is a sickening .. .... ... .. ____ . lol .

2008-04-04T23:01:00.000-07:00

yesterday was really fun . we went to watch mg swimming finals ( boring AND hott ._. )
but after that we went back to school to mass-bake in the home-ec room . i thought it would be darn boring . so i thought of skipping the swim meet and the baking but in the end i went . cos i'm so guai :D LOL . anw right . ah . dam fun . no mood to blog :o

today went to sch for like 1 and a half hours . sold stuff for ROCS3 fundraising . yerhum . peeech taarrtts :D mohahaha .

2008-04-02T06:00:00.000-07:00

school finished at 2 . mrs ng ran off . haha . cos it was like lit and we have to present a part of the book . a scene . so we're in groups practicing and stuff . . so . . yea we were at the vandalised study benches discussing and stuff . alyssa's mildred, denise is montaqqq and i am the DIRECTOR . :D yeah . so funny . then while they wer practicing and stuff mrs ng came and ...

mrsng: i'm going to the staff room . if you need my assistance feel free to look for me .
me: omg so soon ? noo ! don't go !
mrsng: why, you don't want me to leave ? you want me to sit next to you and hold your hand while you do your practicing?

then mr seow came . then aft a while of disturbing him, he asked us why we could just it outside during lit . and we said we're actually DOING something . then he stuck his tongue out and said ooops then took his leave . so tarded la . omgg . he tried to hit me 3 times in total . once with a diary (?) then pencilbox, then the pencil box again . all of the things belonged to alyssa . haahaha . i can't rmb why he wanted to hit me tho .. hmm .

oh well . [x
so i toook a bus back . walking in that tme when i was gonna cross to the other side of the road so i can goooouu hommee . then there were like many cars . so i looked left look right . then i spotted my grandfather :O so i ran across and got into his car and we drove the rest of the way home . HAHA . i think that saved me 7 mins . weee . LOL . got home, had a bath, then was gonna use my lappy when my teeyooshun teacher came . so i went down .. .. .

ended like 1hr30mins later . i have tuition again tomorrow . and then saturday x2 . gah . well yeah, after tuition went to play com . ubp'd with me jie :D freaking pro . yeah . EARN $$ !! :DD !!!!! then chris asked me if i wanted to get free $ . his gf was hacking . so went to ubp with them . initially lost like 3 rounds cos 1st time she forgot to turn on the hack . 2nd chris was lagging . 3rd she dced . something lidat . then we won lik 3 rds after that . wahaha i earned 350k today :x wee . $$ .

then went for dinner . came back then stalked chris ( whose gf was in his acc ) so i stalked his gf's acc . then they were all thr anywy . with another 2 guild membs ? yeah . then we were talking crap for the longest time . i called a guy a naked man with chio nippearls and he freaked out then went to change to some long sleeve shirt that covered even his arms . LOL . so funny . of course didn't mean it ]: sniff .

during recess sherri was being pervy . i conclude she is the perviest of all, because even tho i'm pervier than i look i am, she is x100 worse than that .

Ciao .

2008-04-01T05:19:00.000-07:00

i haad tuition today . tuition tomorrow . and the day after . friday free . sat tuition .

sigh . omg today clare and aunty got pwned by mrs gan . HAHAHAHA . cos they're so smart and all, she's intimidated :x HAHAHA . yeah .

today was april fools . we vandalised the class and stuck things everywhere for mr seow . cos like it's chem lab ( supposed to be, anw . mr loh came in ), philo ( library ! ) recess then ss . so like . intended for mr seow . but mr loh got it and he was like . huh ! what's this ! in his funny i'm-so-surprised-tone .

ants are infesting my computer area and my house . AAAAAAH . LOL when they start crowding some food thingy i put there then left for awhile , i chuck the whle plate into the freezer and instantly kill off 200 -odd of em . :D wee ! lov the freezer . [x

anw . after sch had to stay back for eng compre . kinda gay . i hope i did well o0 i anyhow do . OOOOOOOWELLLLL .

my house is infested with ants . kill them !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i forgot what i wanted to write omgomgomg . OH YEAH

THIS STUPID LINA AND PETRA . THEY PUT TOOTHPASTE IN SOME OREO COOKIES THEN GAVE IT TO SOME PPL TO EAT INCLUDING ME AND GRACE . i thought it tasted oddly familiar ( the mint thing ) because it's like some "new thing" anyway . then i found out it's TOOTHPASTE . wanted to vomit on lina .

i'm . so . getting . back . at . you . next . year .

watch out .

2008-03-29T18:32:00.000-07:00

omg today is uber slack . like . its' fellowship sunday so ther's no ym, decided not to go to pnp . yeah . so .. staying at home tryna do my homework . so .. later i nidda go to some jack neo opening thing . apparently he brought oldtown coffeehouse [fr m'sia?] with the assistance of marklee to singapore . so we're like forced to go . cos he knows my parents and all . "dress up properly" mum says . i feel like wearing fbts . HAHA .

kay now i'm like rotting in front of my com, deciding when i should start on my compre and mail it to the evil ng . i think i was supposed to yesterday . or the day before . OH WELL ! haha ! YES . i'm eating . CHOCOLATE . alot of it . had a royce nutty bar, then a mini toblerone, next is a timeout . LOL .

i hate you juniors . you make me fatter sniffles . last night went to interclub . kind of a waste of time . elaina didn't go, clifton was bowling, dezzie was bowling, stacy and juleen didn't go .. .. and i went through all that trouble to ask daryl for a ride there T.T ! owell . gerald tan is gay . and very unhygienic . omg never bathe . eek .

later i don't have training . and mg doesn't have training UNTIL JUNE . whoa ? lolol .

coolios :D
michelle is eating her last piece of toblerone . ciao .
but i've seen your act& i know all the facts;
i'm still in love with who i wish you were .

2008-03-29T03:37:00.001-07:00

today went to masters in the morning . denise, grace from mg . darshini from tk . rachel from mg . and the rest from sports sch . hehe . OKAYYYYY you know what .

MY BROTHER WON ! YAY ! GO BROTHER ! so happy :D haha .

yees . wells . stepladders kinda tense and all . quite close for the girls . denise got 3rd . krishna won huifen 1st rd. but 2nd couldn't strike, sigh . GOOD TRY DARSHINI ! [:

there are 2 freeeking lizards on my wall right now . one's like beeg and one's like teenyweenysmallish . almost freaked when i saw em out of the corner of me eye ! ok the big one isn't moving . even when i threaten to throw a pen at it . how UNinteresting . sniffles .

i'm fat . needa go run . LOL . GAH . LOSE FAT !!!!!! anyway .

going interclub . hehe . got daryl to ferry me there . cos my parents're having some partayye and it's kinda not-nice when people show up and the host isn't there so .. .. asked anthony wee at first . but he had a bbq on . gee i like begged him o0 ? then i found daryl's number from his wifey . sigh, the pregnant one . she's so extremely .... fertile o0 ? 1011 kids and counting ! welldone, char ! ever proud of you . now stop hitting me .

i bought a shirt that says miss attitude . it has a picture of tinkerbell . who's a fairy with wings and is SKINNY . SNIFF !! cost me $60 . wtf . kakaka . thts why i'm so OOOOBER broke . omg la ! i have $10 left . zzzzzzz

sigh . sigh . sherri is giving me tips on changing blog host . hmMz . but this skin is kyoOte ! rah .

MROOOOWRR . omg the image can't be uploaded . SAD !

KAY . i'm going off . CIAO ALL !
x3miiiiichelle .

2008-03-26T06:10:00.000-07:00

i feel happy . i had a 3hour nap . it ended cuz i suddenly awoke, thinking i was late for my competition ( it was bright, i thought it was like 10 the next day . but it was 5pm, so .. ) also because i heard my dad come in, say sleeping again, then go out . so it also led to the conclusion he din wanna wake me up cuz sth sth then he din wake me up and it was late andand . yeah

omg fun i found this spaz quiz on sherri's blog ;DDDDDd

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?
slipped on a puddle of water while drinking orange f&n walking down an extremely not-steep sidewalk on the way to botanics . splashed water on michaela and she was like -swears, look around- sees me and starts laughing . sigh . i'll never forget it . omg i was eating crab claws !
2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
colourful paint i would say ? pink, green, blue, orange, purple .. yeah that's about it . and white . oh i have random pictures i painted when i was lke 4-5 too . ^^v
3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP?
i snore and i kick . i think i talk too . at least i know i can respond to people . cuz apprently i had a conversation with my dad&mum and i didn't remember it the next day :D
4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO?
pop rock ? sometimes emo . haha [x OMG EMO CHINESE SONGS ! x3jaychou .
5.DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?
like noon . my mum remembers cus she rmbered eating some weird noodle thing after giving birth to me . ohh, wanton mee . LOL
6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?
to get 9a1's for olevels at the age of 15 lol . to get into masters . mg to win . get over _ .
7.WHAT DO YOU MISS?
i miss .. .. my money . lol . it got banked in or spent . sniffle .
8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)?
my pink vaio, pink wallet, pink/purple phone, uhm . pink bedcover, pink wall, pink necklace, pink bracelet, pink earrings x20 .. .. LOOOOL :D
9. HOW TALL ARE YOU? 162 . but i don't believe it . i think i'm like 163 or 164 :D
10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC?
i don't think i can really tell . hmmz .
11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK?
extremely . because i have a vivid imagination . sometimes when i'm alone upstairs, i turn on every light in every room even when i'm like on the computer outside because the darkness freaks me out :D
12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY?
lol . _ .
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL?
no comment
14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?
darkbrown/black .. .. .. dark brown/black . anti-angmo !!
15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO?
dno . can't see myself getting proposed to o0
16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK?
energy drink . i hate cawwffyyy
17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING?
well . ham and cheese . omg 4 cheese weeee
18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
my crab claw and my whitecheesycrabpuff . LOL .
20. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A GOLDFISH?
don't think so .. if i did i prolly forgotten alr :D
21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECIEVED?
first ? iunno man, i guess i've gotten so many meaningful gifts from my awesome friends it's hard to remember which one's first and the best :x ! x3
22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY?
lol .
23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED?
whuzat ? o0
24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND?
esprit . roxy . :x
26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW?
i have 2 dogs, 1 cat, 1 turtle and fish .
27. WHAT KIND IS IT?
border collie, semi-persian, uh . turtle . lol . fish - guppy ? dno . omg i have suckerfish LOL
28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING?
i don't think you can choose if you wanna fall for someone or not . love just is, right ?
29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU?
Via corny bouquet-of-flowers-with-confession-note-inside lol . oh wait, that's corny . i dno i guess . BEST WAY OR MOST ROMANTIC ? aiya . be more specific .
30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED: 69 ?!?! OMG !! lol .
31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES? brunettes, definitely .
32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN?
i guess .... .. .. hm . shall not say . [person] + mum + dad + granddaddy
33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST?
being rejected by girls !! x/3x/3x/3 lol . omg bengs and lians in skinnies . skinny freaks T.T omg denise annoys me !
34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF SINGAPORE?
ahburden . even malaysia counted as out of singapore . diaoz
35. YOUR WEAKNESSES?
lazy . and . i'm very . emotional . LOL .
36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS?
like hollywood-famous or like . singapore-celebrity-famous . latter .
37. FIRST JOB? student .
38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?
Duh . lol . ok wait, normally it's stayover-prankcall ( others, i listen and laugh :x )
39. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY? nay .
42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST?
my humour, my teddy-bear-look-a-like-ness, my kindness, my niceness, my friendliness, hmm .. .. ok wait i compliment MYSELF about that .
43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES?
yeah . removed but now muh teeth are moobbiing out orbb shappe nehshs .
44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
all i want for Christmas is you ! ok wait my bday's not on christmas . i want a pink camera . LOL . i want _ ! T.T
45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT?
if i get married, maybe . 2-4 . LOL . i'm a masochist ! but maybe i'll have none . like .. -1 month old kid - - waaaah - - throw out the window - o0
46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
not that i know of
47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS?
sometimes . but then i get all depressed and stuff then i cry . hahaha
49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE?
DOVE ! it makes my hair nicer than it already is x3
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
i like 1/5 of my handwritings . heh . lololo
51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
cheekern . or fish . :D
52. ANY BAD HABITS?
i tend to talk too much when i'm nervous . lol . ok wait, umm .. ... i sleep at 10 ? is that a bad habit . I HAVE OCD . ok that's not a habit . anw i'm obsessed with being clean :D
53 WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF?
my shelf or the shelves at home ? michael jackson . lol . darn pedophile .
56. DO LOOKS MATTER?
to a certain extent, it always does . first impressions and stuff .
57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER?
i swear . at anything . it's a bad habit ):
58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME?
what ? i dno . i am LOYAL only have one home :D
60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?
err . i think my stuffed toys . -hugs- still love em [:
61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE?
duno .
62.WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID?
yeah LOL i think it was influence .
63. DO YOU USE SARCASM? yes, no . maybe so . i dno o0
64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE?
mac'n'cheese ! ima cheese lubber .
65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY?
-ATTITUDE #1 .
-intelligence ( ok wait if this is my 2nd criteria , why then .. .. )
- $ LOL . shezza GOLD DIGGA ~!
66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?
shell . chelle . mich . mic . er . lol . YOU CAN CALL ME HONEY [:
67. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER?
boyslikegirls . omg . JAY CHOU !!!!!!
68. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW?
the news . 8-] kidding . dno . don't really watch alotta tv .
69. WHAT WAS YOUR ACT SAT SCORE
i bet it'll be like 3000 . but i dno, cuz i din take one . owell
70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?
cookies&cream ! cookie dough :x B&J x3x3x3
71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES?
no way, i have 11 fingers and 12 toes . ( Dear Lord please do not take this seriously and actually make me grow more fingers and toes )
72. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT?
define work out . strenuous exercise ? i dno .
74. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR?
i think 180km/h .
75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
oooooooo yeah :D funfun .
76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO?
th great escape - blg . THROW IT AWAY, FORGET YESTERDAY !
77. LAST THING YOU DRANK?
EPPAL JUICE ( srsly, malays spell it that way . lol . ok it's epal . LOL !)
78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? granddaddy
79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE/SAME SEX?
attitude around peers . behaviour . then look :x . then intelligence . LOL
82. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR? DECEMBER .
83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN? isn zodiac like some demonic thing .
91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED?
anger management .
92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR?
25 dec ! happy birthday Jesus :D
93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS?
of course . i can play all of them .
95. KISSES OR HUGS?
HUGS, not drugs x3
96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS?
wth one night stands __ . r/s . duh .
97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT?
UMMM .. .. i really can't remember . but it's food . LOL
98. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE?
don't have one . but i want a pink ferrari [;[;
99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING?
none at the moment . just finished bluebloods and masquerade .
100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE: nonexistant, sadly .

OHWELL .
yay i just spent like 20mins i think . lOlz [x

2008-03-24T04:55:00.000-07:00

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omg beautiful song ! i love it :D . today bowled 170 aver . quite happy . at least my aver's going up [: ! yayyers . thankGod . sustain, sustain . JIAYOU MG, WE CAN DO IT ALRIGHT . DON'T GIVE UP !

was at occ fr like . 7.20-16.30 . aft my squad had lunch then watched my bro's squad . his aver dropped ]: but it was really hard to strke and stuff . fer his kinda throw . pocket, pin10 . pocket, pin10 . one game was like . 7-8 pin10s . well . least he picked alot up :D and one throw his plastic's finger insert flew onto the other lane . hahaha .

omg clifton bowled well . then he said no and rolled his eyes at me when i asked him fer his aver . phreak !!!!!! sniff .

pro people . bring me down ):

GO ELAINA ! GO MAWKZ ! GO DENZ ! GO JIA ! GO MG ! 6games more laaaaaaa . relaxrelax . just bowl :D we can do it ! moohaha .

x3michelle
omg i'm so motivational .

2008-03-23T03:34:00.000-07:00

omg wee i love my new lappy . i can send things via bluetooth from my phone to my lappy, thus making life easier . :D:D shiite . i have flabby arms . LOL .

bd'vidoubles tomorrow ! kyaah :x had training today at occ . YES, not rtc . oky la . initially i cld spare all the 7s&10s when i was playing game then i set it to practicing spares ; 7&10 . then i kept missing like phreeeg . ok .

hopefully that means i'll be able to spare them tomorrow [: i nidda catch up ! omg . 26th place or sth . grahhhhhhh . went for interclub sat night at seletar . i totallytotally hate the place . HAHA . 1. so far away 2. bowling alley is teenyweeny 3. no other interesting facilities .

i like sicc very much . however it requires 255k +- to buy teh shtoopid membership . and i'm a poor kid ]: sniff . yup . sigh . owells .

HAPPY EASTER EVERYONE ! it's time to remember His death and His resurrection; all for the forgiveness of OUR sins . see what selfish creatures we are .

well, going to .. read book . shall find out what's due over the weekend tomorrow hee . since i'm not going to sch :D :D grins . i'm such a horrible child . grahh [x

x3shelllll :D

2008-03-21T06:18:00.001-07:00

tday went out with shaynee and shella . he was 5mins late . hoohoo . so shella was spposed to box him up and send him to europe . enehwaez . he's still in sg, so . self-explanatory . yep . then i passed him his octopus :D he asked me to hold it . like zomfg i was holding it for th past 2hrs ! gah . yeah . it's really biiiig . cuz it's like . big . then i had to put it in a bigger box, which i had to put inside an even bigger plastic bag . ;o yeah . so it was REALLY big . hahahaa .

watched semi-pro . don't watch it, it's blind humour . storyline sucks . kinda .

bought a really lousy-quality bag . one of the reasons why i bought it cuz the guy kept asking me to and . i felt bad . LOL ! gah . why is my guilty conscience so ... .. .. guilty . lol . yeah . bought that, $35, cool shirt, $50, their tix [hatez shaynee, owe him 2 more tix][shella cuz she paid for lunch :x] yup . $16 cookie monster shirt .

i spent alot of money . can't go out until next month . when i'll prob go out only once . gah i spend too much $ !~!~! T.T ~ shniff .

today was fun :D haven't seen shaynee in forever . surprisingly, i cld still recognise him . haha . EGO PHREAK omg more ego than .. clare .

"look there, omg what're you doing there ? -points to ghost movie poster-"
"ya so handsome right"

._. etc . LOL SHAYNNEEEE . [x AND HE DIN BATHE AFTER PLAYING SOCCERR OOOOMG . din sit next to him in the movie :D

omg stupid movie . stupid bear keeps appearing out of nowhere . tard .

I SNUCK INTO NC16 ! shella bought the tix :D i was standing at 1 corner watching . haha cuz if i stood next to her, obviously will ask me for ic :x:x:x

wee ~ kay . alot of paragraphs . easy to read . :D
ciaoz .

2008-03-20T06:52:00.001-07:00

you ain't gonna control me no more, no more .

cuz the day i thought i'd never get through; i got over you

2008-03-20T05:11:00.000-07:00

dude . zomfg . my maid pulled my curtain up so high i can't draw it anymore . wtfzxzxzx . sian

i miss aunty jenny ): she went back last night . it was really sad and all . -sigh- hope she's happy there with her new husband and new to-be-child . haha [: tomorrow's good friday ! th day Jesus rose from the dead . - think - oh wait, that's easter . the day Jesus died on the cross for us x3 . & it's a hoooliidaay ! [x[x[x[x .

wee . might go out tomorrow . yeaaaaaah . don't know . stupid phreak always say not free . grah . i did ok for bdiv la . could have done alot better ! ): eh . sianz . i'm gonna cchiiiongg on monday ! yay . there is a cola-thief in my house . i had this packed of shweets . then day by day .. slowly became less and less .. .. HAHA from full now it's like 1/5 full . LOL .

i hate you but i love you ;
michelle

2008-03-18T07:01:00.000-07:00

darnit, you stupid blogger thing, why did you have to load when i'm gonna sleep . couldn't you like NOT LOAD AT ALL if not LOAD A TADDYBITTY EARLIER .

eh i'm dam tired . lol . yeah . bdiv singles kinda depressing . i bowled 161.83 aver . sniff . oh well . i don't train as hard as SOME PEOPLE . hehe . nothing to regret . yeah . only can thank God that i'm still able to bowl this well HAHA despite my lack of stamina, training, perseverance, etcetc . yup .

daryl ong supported me . duno if its a good thing or not . HAHA . anw . he wants it to be here cuz i guess he's proud of it .. enehwaez . :D thank you daryl . [x but you were standing behind my lane cuz your wife was cheering for me . don't think i don't know - pervy eyes - HAHA . no la kidding . thank you :D

i'm happy and sad and depressed and . alot of other things . i think i'm really behind for bio . nidda catch up . yeah . and chinese is really BAD . maths can throw it out the window . AHAHAH . no i'm kidding . ok anyway . jialat . must buck up . and he didn't ignore me . should i laugh or cry . if he ignored me i would have totally stopped talking to him . since he did .. i dno if i should totally stop talking to him or what . aiya . so many signs telling me that HEDOESNOTWANTTOTALKTOME . persistant fool, why can't you apply this kind of perseverance and determination to your bowling or studies . -slap-

i can't slack anymore ): ):
ok wait . after bdiv i will have an abundance of the most important resource on this planet besides money : TIME .

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE .

2008-03-16T06:34:00.001-07:00

had training . rtc . RTC SUCKS . the lanes SUUUCKK . now not only is the oiling machine spoilt, the screens are spoilt too . omg cheapos . can't you just repair it . hello . only know how to eat money . asssss . grrrrr . yeah .

found out THE SAD TRUTH ! the sad truth . sigh . so depressing . maybe i'm that one step closer to getting over __ . but anyway .

wrote my lit essay . pretty much all the homework i did . heh . and to me, it SUCKS . omg . i've just been training everyday during th hols . and procrastinating . until last night cldn't sleep . this morning woke up at 7+ to do th essay . LOL ! haha . yeah .

that's muh day .
as real as it seems, you're only in my dreams

2008-03-14T20:14:00.000-07:00

today went out with meimei to watch mmuuveee - waterhorse . omg it's uber cute ! and i cried . hahaha . zomfg why do i cry at every movie . i cried during finding nemo even ? -.-' retarded . oh well . yeah . ___ picked us up coz we were all going to plazasing . so when we got ther, we went to bunk to pick up her bf . lool . thn we went to buy tickets to our muvvees . -diff ones .- i'm not a shtalker [x yeah . then we went to have lunch separately and stuff . after the movie we met up and went shopping . omg i bought a shirt, a hot pink pair of shorts that are extremely short and a skirt which is almost nonexistant . it cost $13, heck . so what if i don't ever wear it . LOL . it's damn short . why did i buy it . ok it was green . looked nice . hehehehehe .

__'s crazy . she's too rich . treat us to stuff and everything . then she bought a bag at newurbanmale . then the guy said . if you spend $200 you get a free bag . so she went to find something to add up to 200 . ever since then i call her cheapo . hehe . ok so in the end she bought some retarded pair of shorts tht said germany . then yeah . omg ._. we started at ps . then took mrt to orchard - wisma . then walked to taka . it was abt 5.3o . figured it was too early for dinner cos we had starbucks at like 4 ? then walked to cine . then walked to heeren . then walked back to cine . then bought her bag . [ we went to 3 newurbanmale stores in total ._. ] yeh . topshop, other places . GAH . my feet hurt like mad .

ate pepperlunch ! you know how my sister pronounced louis vuitton ? instd of lik . loo-ee vi-tton . she pronounced it as . louise vutton . i almost rolled on the floor in lufffterr .

then on some escalator __ put her plastic bag containing her cheapo bag then it started rolling down . i shouted . omg your cheapo bag ! and tried to grab it . but failed . then the guy behind picked it up . so funny . we laughed for like 5mins all the way until we got into kino . about the cheapo thing . hahaha . then ever since then . when we went into like guardian . at the front there were those small bottles of shampoo and stuff . i was like . eh loook, buy 10 get 1 free ! don't you want it . HAHAHA .

ok . today was fun . __ ignored me . not the same __ as up there . the one in all the other posts . yeh . i'm sad . i'm giving up . ok wait i've said that for the longest time . hoohoo . stop creeping into muh mind and messing with the wiringsxzxzx mannxzxz . jerk . hmpfs . damn :\

why . why . why . ok whatever . it's just my fault right . stoopid mind .

Dumb.Luck.

2008-03-14T06:11:00.000-07:00

wee . today was fun . had training at 10-12.30 then went to causeway point with michaela to watch sky of love . it's SO TOUCHING PLEASE . mygosh . anyway the ticket queue was awesome la . like we queued for .. 30 mins ? to get tickets . @#$%^& so we didn't try for popcorn after we ate lunch . omg ! we ate at the food court . wee . cos no time . ahaha .

yup . the movie's REALLY good . so sweet . mygoshh . everyone should totally watch it .

so fter the movie went back to occ . michaela made us rush . it was 4.15 darnits . then we ran to the taxi stand . and chionged to occ . i din get to use the toilet . damn i needed the toilet . HAHAHA . ya . then then . went to occ la . watched sports sch training . [ brother says hi to everyone reading my blog ] then read f451 for a while . then went to watch my brro . and other pple . yehps . cali's so cute ! i wanna hug her . [x [x . yup . after they finished had dinner with cali . and oriana and huifen were there . fried rice ! dammmm . i ate fried rice like 3 times this week . FATFATFAT . bdiv's in 4 days . CHERGAH .

cabbed home with muh bro n chiewpang o_0 0_o . cos the taxis were in short supply . cali and brandon were waiting for taxis too . the at occ they wer like . scissors paper stone see who gets the cab . everyone was calling then like the taxi company put you on hold for some 5 mins then says, " i'm sorry the taxis in your area are all occupied, please try again later" then they're like ZOMFWTFBBQ . HAHA . [ my brother says hi again ] yes . then . then . then . then . ok la . then lidat . stoned in the cab because the 2 of them were speaking some alien language . so . stare . yeah . my brother has a lubricated, electronically tested condom [ dangerous ] from anthea . Yuhps . ooooook . HHEEEZZZOOUUTTSIIDEEEE .

LOOOOOOOOOOLZ . i'm freaky . i'm going nuts . noo . omg i bought a tofu for my maid at action city . because she's going back . I AM SO SAD . WHY ! i don't want her to go ): she's like a friend . sobsobsob .

i had a very perverted dream yesterday . it was r21 mixed with fiction mixed with disney-fantasy . think .. enchanted with porn . LOL ? LOL . why do i dream of such things . mrs ng said something about dreams showing what your mind subconsciously suppresses okay ? so does that mean i'm a raging-hormonal pervert ? damn . that sucks .

WELL . i am sad . i'm going back to my room to continue . because now i'm in my brother's room . he didn't want to bathe with nobody in the vicinity so i cme and sat on his bed to blog while he bathed . and i stayed because i had an ulterior motive . but it didn't work . blehh . sniff ! hahahahh . omg

i love today . today totally TOTALLY TOTALLY rocked .

x3michelle
[: happy as can be .

2008-03-13T00:13:00.000-07:00

today had training at occ with uncle denny then had tuition . gah .

parents sent me and my bro early in th morning . sent him then went to eat breakfast before sending me to occ . haha . yeah omg my parents watched me for 2 hours then go send my sis then go watch my bro then pick bro go watch sis then come back . it's like . poor thing ! today's spposed to be their free day . haha . but they can't go play golf anw . it's been raining like phreeeaakk lately .

during training i was like . one of 2 girls among . . . . 6 guys . yeh . omg la . bowled with this sji freak . he has NO sportsmanship whatsoever . like he lost to this guy . and then he kept cursing him and distracting him . when he opened a frame he'll go woo nice one, hi5 . when i'm like . -rollseyes- . and he kept saying omfg i'm losing to a girl [ ME ^^V ] yeh . i was uber quiet . so it felt weird . haha . not like school training where we're all monkeys and having fun [x . din know anyone thr . yep . xcept i bowled with a few before anddd . this ansen guy was with us [tau,gerald,daryl,etc] during milo luh . yeh . thats about it . i never knew javier trained under uncledenny o_0 hoohoo . okay . anw .

after that packed up nd bought friedrice to bring home :D . i was too hungry so i ate it in the car . and i made my parents feel hungry . HAHA sorry ! [x . i saw sam and clifton . clifton's gay la . weiirddooo . i know my name's michelle hwang don't have to call it 10 odd times riiight . x_o . HAHA and sam was like . pissed with him . dno why . so funny . [x[x . thn he was like . ooomg pmsing . they're the funniest couple alive la . LOOL .

wee . i think my name has awesome powers . cos when we switched lanes . like cuz there were 8 of us on 8 lanes . so we switched la . like . ppl on 1,2 go to 3,4 . etc . then the girl who bowled some 150 bowled a 180 under my name ! and i dropped by 18 . HEH . shniffshniff . stpid lanes . dam hard to score pleez . miss 1 board fly to highpocket or cross .

SHIIIITE I HAVE A PIMPLE ON MUH NOSEY .

then i came back and talked on msn for like 15 mins . then my teeyoooshuunn tcher came . i tell yooh . i have tuition on monday x1 , tuesday x2 , today x1 and saturday x1 . and i'm bowling everyday . and i have a mountain of hol homework . geeeegeeeeeee .

PIMPLE ! SOB !
shaiiitee they're training at _ tomorrow . can't see __ .
damn .

2008-03-12T02:50:00.000-07:00

today we had bdiv gathering at my house :D haha . and i love jiaxin so muchhhh! (:

we had a thrash talk . it was quite sad la . very touching . it seems we frmed 3000 covalent bonds in that timeframe ! HAHA . OHMYGOOOOOOSH . kym is playing the apples and bananas song . holy crap . it's dam gay . LOOOLZ .

TODAY I BOWLED UBER WELL !! like at first i started off like crap . cos i felt hungry and evrything . first game - 155 . gah .

then i asked uncle john if i could buy sweets . so he said . i don't see anything . meaning go buy la . just don't let him see . hahaha [x . so i bought . water chestnut for myself&shannen and i bought HICHEEWWW . which i didn't eat . lOlz . [x . green apple ! x3 my battery is running out . gahs . erps . ehh . yah then after that my scores kept going up and up and up :D .

155 . 183 . 195 . 253 . 200 . OOLALA . 197 avg . coolios !
omg then after training while waiting for my grandfather i called pizzahut to order pizza . this gay woman answered, spent 5mins verifying my address, postal code, whether i stay in a private house / apartment no. etc . slap her face . then she mumbled like freak . so i din know wht she was saying . so i asked her to repeat . then she frigging show me attitude . so i got pissed . then in the background evryone was making alot of noise so she started to kaobeiii . so i got freaking pissed by the end of the call . and i hit lina halfway . ]x i feel bad . sniffsniff . so ya . gah . i saw ___ . but then i had to go home ]x

wee . i feel happy . hahahaha . hoolala !
x3 .
michelle !

2008-03-11T17:06:00.001-07:00

today my dad woke me up at 7 . again . to go jog . LOL . i'm getting more unfit . HAHAHA . so retarded . he's gonna wake me up at 7 again on friday ): .. dunno about tomorrow . mwakakaka . i have training tomorrow . at 10-12 . ._. today - 10-12.30 . friday 10-12.30 . gg laaaa how'm i spposed to do my homework .

ISN'T IT HOLIDAY ?!?!?!?!

dangit . sighsigh . aiya nuts . guys are unreliable freaks . LOOOL [x . i generalise . but more often than not it's the case . okay maybe my brother isn't so baad . but my dad is unreliable :x . short-timeframe stuf . like . blahblah . he gets angry when we make him wait for 2mins . and we have to wait for him for 15 . AAND we don't complain . ohwell . i guess it's that way with authority ]: UNFAIRZXXZXZ .

the new bowling shirt is darn stinking tiny . LOOOL . [x . [x .

lala .
x3michelle .

2008-03-10T21:30:00.000-07:00

yesterday's tuition was uber funny . we were doing MOMENTS . then it's like . pivot, plank, etc . so yup, she drew this diagram with a man in the middle and a plant balanced on 2 pivots . then she wrote the weight of the man as a downward force of magnitude 800N . so i was like . wow . he's fatter than me . then she said . no actually, he's quite skinny ( because it was a stick figure ) then she went on . actually 800N isn't heavy . most of my friends are around there . for a guy, it's normal . considering their height la . okok back to the topic . er ..... err ...... see la i forgot what i wanted to say

LOOL . gg [x . [x .

2008-03-10T03:45:00.001-07:00

i forgot to write this .

UNCLEJOHNDINZIPHISFLYTHISMORNING LOOOOOOOOOL .

2008-03-09T23:50:00.000-07:00

i had training today . rah . then after that denise and shannen and i had lunch .. then we went to bukit timah plaza .

NOO !! i didn't see __ ): pout . so sad . so sad . omg . you know . lasts time .
-BURPfc
-CPRfc
now we made up one for shanne- ARSEfc !! HAHAHAHA . LOOL . omg shannen kept singing stuff in the taxi . sian . stupid occ don't let us leave our bowling bags there . "too full, no space" like wtheckz . sian . so we lugged it to bkt timah plaza with us . eheh x_o . yepyep . thenthen . in the taxi it was so funny . shannen suddenly said . aiya go cpr your burping arse la . which is like . all 3 . uber funny ! hahahahahaha . gay . anyway . sigh ! didn't see __ . sadsadsad . nyehnyeh . i love my new lappy .

it's . so . puhweeddyy . bukit timah plaza fairprice rocks . so many things . wee ! then i bought a whole lot of crap . including snacks . for wednesday . eh i'm totally getting a twisted tomorrow ~ ^^V !! weeeeee . so last week i got a rising . this week i got a lappy and a twisted ! i feel bad for my parents . $$ FLY out the window . LOL .

EH . LOL . WHEN WE WERE LEAVING PAUL CAME . HI FLYFLY !!! LOL . LOL . nyehnyeh .

hahahahahaha . [x[x[x . kaez i conclude LES BONBONS KLEIN [ penguin symbol ] does not contain sugar . because ants aren't attacking it . shiiiite ! can't blog alr . tcher here . nyehnyeh .

GOOODBYE, ADIOS !

2008-03-08T00:28:00.001-08:00

i had tuition at 8 . like last week, i was sleeping when she came . so my maid woke me up . HAHA . ugh . after that i went to play com . then suddenly anthonywee asked me to go bunk . then i was like . whut . i have tuition at 1 . but he had to leave at 1 too . so i went with him to bunk . -BADMEMORIES- ooomg . i saw yingsi . haven't seen her and the other people in forever . rah . not like it affects me or anything . ANYWAY .

after i came back from bunk i went to have TUITION . then i went to play audi after i searched VAIOO . oh pretty pinky lappy, come to mummy . { somewhat rhymes, eh . KINKY ! }

oohh . yesterday i went to some italian place for my bday dinner . haha . parents and siblings . sian ! they're both in sports sch . like one's lost weight while the other's LOSING weight . damit . so i'm like . nehnehnehneh . enehhwaez . then i sang to myself . happy birthday to me, i gain 3kg . cuz everything was like . so chock-full of calories . potato .. potato .. more potato ...

SIGH . but it tasted so good !!!!! oh i'm still aching after cross country . you know after cross country . i went to support netball finals . i mean i intended to go eat lunch with grace and clare and bea and the rest . but in the end i found out my granddaddy LEFT after dropping my sister at the toapayoh thingy placum . then i was like . stranded . damn . so i supported until like 2.15 or 2.45 . then i took a cab home . then i bathed and mummy sent me to occ !

I THOUGHT TRAINING WAS AT 4.30 . gah . when i got there i saw cyeo, charmaine and ting . i thought i was early . then she motioned for me to go somewhere . so i was like . where ? where ? then i saw everyone . so i had to get ready and everything . in 1min ! and . and . and . i tied my hair while it was wet . haha . training was reaaallyyy funn oomg . me ting char and cyeo were bowling at a pair of lanes . so it was like . me&cyeo on one , char&ting on the other . after a while i said . ehh for every pin standing, i'm gonna shmack your butt once . we all kena alot . HAHA . sometimes i'll shmack their butt for no reason . then they'll hit my arm . {esp char} nehneh :\ . okay . anw .

LOVE GRACE&DENISE !! THEY'RE SO NICE ~ AFTER TRAINING THEY GOT EVA TO DRAG ME OFF TO THE TOILET AS A DIVERSION WHILE THEY GOT MY CAKEE READYY !! ooomg they're so nice ! it was so shweeet ! [x peachy peachy cake . with cream tho . noo . before happy birthday to me, i gain 3kg, it was like . happy birthday to me, i EAT CREAM . NOOOOOOUHZ . but they're so sweet ! i think shannen ate 1/4 of the cake . hahahaha .

i luuuhhveee you guys, you make me so HAAPPYY !

-thursday, shark waters, day before cross country-
we went to lido to watch shark waters . grace,clare,cherry&abby and MEH . haha :D so like we took a BUS . to somewhere .. near / in orchard . anw . then we went to search for pepperlunch . it's like below lido . so i said . omg we can go through wheelock ! so we went :x . and everyone was carrying a whole load of bags and stuff . haha :D except meehs and cherry . sososo we walked an unnecessarily long distance than we shuld have if we just crossed the road and taken that one short escalator down . LOL ! they almost wanted to kill me . thn there was a busker underground at that passage thingy . so i think abby said "imagine if we just sit in front of him and listen, what will his reaction be!" sth lidat . anw . then i think grace ? realised he was blind . we just walked past tho . :\ .

oh well .

II LOOVEEE EVERYONE ! ^^V
i'm old ._.

eh oooomg i'm dead . cosithinki'mfreakingbowlingwith___onbdivfirstday . gg .

2008-03-05T03:40:00.000-08:00

i jogged 2.4km . and then i ate 6 fruits, drank barley and water . then i came up here to blog . haha ! oomg . i feel good . because of my IMPROVED LIFESTYLE, i'm going to IMPROVE MY STUDIES, LOSE WEIGHT and IMPROVE MY BOWLING ! my life is going to go well !

ahhh, thank God . at last i've gotten my act together . weeee !!!! :D ! i feel so good i'm actually going to go for crosscountry on friday and NOT PON even though it's my BIRTHDAY ! oomg !

tomorrow lina, eva, shannen, grace and clare(tentative) are going to come over ! [: we're going to have FUN ! and b'div gthering's at my house . i sacrificed ! again ! ohwell . my mum just told me sports sch's not training same time as us during the holidays . should i laugh or cry . HAHA . maybe both ! okay time to go play audi for a while . then i'm going to do my situps . then bathe . then oomg . study for ss ? LOL .

mwakakakaka . +.+V !

neko-chan !
x3 . :x

2008-03-04T05:53:00.000-08:00

if you just realise what i've just realised;
then we'd be perfect for each other&we'd never find another .

haha ! depressingsongs . you ain't getting to me ! tomorrow we have training . [: yay . i like training . weird, cos i used to hate it . ohwell ! today i went to ntuc with my mum to buy some stuff . i bought shampoo conditioner and soap . LOL ! omg then i bought those wet tissues . to bring in my "aunty bag" when i go out . my mum calls it a mary-poppins bag . cos i have almost everything&anything in there ! so retarded . i forgot to buy those thingys that get rid of panda eyes . i need them . my mum says when i lose weight they'll go . which is kinda weird cos you'd never think they're related ? but anyway .

i think my mum has a blog . which is kinda cool . i just taught her how to import songs into com and into her ipod . haha . she threatened my brother on sunday, " if you don't give me my ipod in 15 mins i'll buy myself another one !" sigh . rich right ? sigh . i think i'm gonna get a lappy . i think it's gonna stink . really slow . but anyway ! lalala .

the day after tomorrow: ss test . you know, mr seow hates me . because i don't hand in my homework . haha . grace likes his legs . cos they bend inwards when he stands straight . dno . and clare gets turned on by him .

oh, weird friends . i love you all ! haha :D . x-country on friday . i'll try my best to pon . BECAUSE IT'S AN IMPORTANT DAY . and bcause nobody's gonna walk 100% with me . deb gonna be marshalling, aunty's excused from it .. .. :\ sigh ! sosad .

I DO NOT LIKE __ I DO NOT LIKE __ I DO NOT LIKE __ I DO NOT LIKE __
if i said it like i mean it, then maybe i'd believe it like it's true . i'm getting over you !
click5 ! heart . xDD .

L IS SO CUTE !! MOOHAHAHA . eh . stupid classmates . they're like semi-evil . they made holes in jaychou's first picture at our board, thn the second one, someone went to DRAW ON HIM . it's so depressing ! T_T !

physics is gay . i got like . 24/28 . then cos i din do this assignment, i got 0/12 . so the ca's like . 24+0 . which is really funny, because i was like top few for the test . then i dropped to like 20th place ? it's still really funny because i got 0 for th assignment and i'm not last :x:x . HAHAHA .

eh shit . failed chinese . 46/1oo . because ? i didn't do zhouji . it was like . __ __ __ __ __ = 0
everyone else was like . alooort . ohwelliez . LIT i'm LAST . cos i -5 for late-ness . which is like . 10% . LOL . NEHNEH LA !!

laosai . i hope my chem marks aint screwed up . nyehh :\ .

neko-chan ! mrawwwrrs :D .

ooomg 10.01 . i'm going to shleep !
GOODNIGHT EVERYONE !

x3
&You came, You died, You rose again on high

2008-02-29T04:46:00.000-08:00

wuhlauuz . z.z.z.z. i'm in team3 . but i have a nice team full of friendly retards ! x3 c.yeo[DOUBLE!], shannen, tingting ! so fun [: yay .

wuhlauz . i'm in team3 cos of my big mouth . aiya whatever . we're team1 anyway . HAHAHA . LOL ! so shiiiok uhz . ;x ! b'div is gonna be so fun . yay . i love cheryl yeo ! :D and shannen . and ting is uber spaz when she spares splits . kekekeke . Yay .

i love mg ! Yay . bdiv gathering isn't at my house . yay ! :D . noneed to be host . cos i am a bad one ]: sighsigh . anwz . oooomg . saw ____ [: HAHA . aiya . don't know why i like him . don't even know if i like him . lOlz . O_O !! bored . retarded la .

seow is gay . he's so weird and freaky . he has limp wrists limper than my wrists . -flings wrists around making hysterical actions and making people hysterical- you know clare gets turned on . because of his facial expressions . iunno . sian . i need to do 5-6 zhoujis . weee ! i'm gonna have so much FUN .

not . aiya sian . ok . audi's downloading . i redownloaded it . cos it says wrong version or something like that. 69% .. .. sianzepua .

OOOOOOMG 1973 is playing now . LOVES !

ciiaOz .
please visit my blog . it hurts me to see it dead T.T ~

i love boyslikegirls .

it's too late baby there's no turning around, i got my hands in my pocket and my head in a cloud

this is how i do, when i think about you x333

2008-02-27T04:46:00.000-08:00

i took a 17-stop ride on the mrt home from bukit batok . on saturday . it was crazy . i watched fool's gold with lina and chartan . it's nice :D .

omg . chartan-spartan . wow . scaryz . training tday .. the char's are angry with me . HAHA cause i caused&cleared a misunderstanding between them . [:

mr seow is gay . i hope he doesn't see this . anyway . he won't . Yay .

ok .. now what . i need to freaking pee . LOL !

YOU KNOW WHAT . before you get periods, you get pimples . so it's like . DOTDOTDOT . then you start to LEAK . then . i dno . bdiv is coming soon

SO EXCITING !!!!!!! WAHAHHAHA . i'm retarded . TIGGAAAANNEZ . IS . A . MUGGERWITHNOLIFE . sheisDISGUSTING . i will beat her . MUAHAHA .

you know for the past few days, i've been like . doing sudoku at 8-9 then sleeping at 9 . quite awesome . i feel good .

(:

Bye .

2008-02-22T03:58:00.000-08:00

in the silence; we hear Him
in the darkness; we see Him

thank YOU for the cross, Lord .

i love my friends- classmates&bowlers&ex-classmates&unfortunately, the others ;x
i love my family- siblings, parents, grandparents, close uncles, aunties, cousins&unfortunately, the others ;x
i love my teachers- most of them, esp ♥MrsNg♥ , MrsGan, MrsLim {YY&MSMICHELLETOK!}, MrsTong, MsNg{ANGELA!} x33, MrLoh{oh self-amusing one}, MrSeow{limpwrists!~}, aaaaaand .. the rest ;x
i love mg !

hatesx eva&mrsraj d:

i thank God for all of you who make my life complete x3 you guys mean the world to me[:

TODAY}
shtoopid heritage tour. shtoopid wax figures. phreakz me Outzxz yOuz . HAHAHA. CHEM TEST SUCKEDDDDDDDDD . GAHHH ~! noooooo . sucks sucks sucks . i hope bio's good . and physics is good . i need at least {1} a1 for my CA to show my parents . LOL ~!

ok. today i brought my bowling balls to school with my bowling uniform. then i realised that we were going on heritage tour and NOT going to training. so i felt like a great beeeg idiOrt. hehz :\

after heritage tour when i was going back, grace asked me why i brought it. i said cuz i forgot. then suddenly denise came and shouted MICHELLE WHY THE HELL YOU BRING YOUR BOWLING BALLS. then i paiseh say. I GOT TRAINING LATER WHAT! bo bian. if not how. HAHA

-poofzxzxz-

2008-02-19T02:45:00.000-08:00

A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns unlike thier English counterparts are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine.

la maison- feminine
le maison- masculine

One student asked what gender is a computer?

The teacher did not know and the word wasn't in her dictionary so she split the class into two groups according to gender to decide on what gender computer would be

The men's group decided that computer should be feminine because:
1. No one understands their internal logic except their creator
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else
3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for possible later retriviel
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you spend half your paycheck on accesories for it

The women's group decided that computer should be masculine because-
1. In order to get their attention, u have to turn them on
2. They have alot of data but are still clueless
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems but HALF the time they are the problem
4. As soon as you cmmit to one, you realise that if u had waited a litte longer YOU COULD HAVE GOTTEN A BETTER MODEL

courtesy of clare [:

2008-02-17T02:19:00.001-08:00

tio hack in maple liao . gg lo . quit maple liao .

2008-02-09T00:40:00.000-08:00

ooh, my tagboard doesn't appear . ohwellies . today in the car my grandfather discussed the origin of our name . because it's weird to see a hWang around . it's normally like hUang . soo we asked . here's the story !

4 generations ago , [ granddaddy's daddy ] had 2 brothers ! since there were no birthcertificates, they had to go register . so my granddaddy was registered as HWANG . the second one was WONG and the third was OOI . wanna know the surname of the granddaddy's daddy's daddy ?! it's OOI . can you imagine me, a OOI ?!?! no . because i can't either ! ehmahqawd ?!?!?!?! scary much . anyway right . weird . it could have been WEE . or i don't know what else . if he was somewhere, it could have been OEI . like LOL ! clare calls me HWANG in class so it's like .

HWANG HWANG !! and i respond .

imagine if my surname were oei .

OEI OEI !! would i respond ? ._.'

phreakayye . anyway . zohmehqawdehmuch .

-leaves- maple is so boring i can 1.cry 2.commit suicide

lOl .

2008-02-09T00:28:00.000-08:00

omg ther's so much to blog about, iunno wher to begin ~! japan rocked [: me, my bro, my sis, my parents, audrey, audrey's parents, basil, paul, henxin, elizabeth[paul's sister :O] and paul's mum . it was so fun ! [: woohoo . the snow was so powderryy . and deep o_o .. .. .. .. .. it was awfully cold . so cold that when i came back last night and went to sleep, i woke up this morning with heat rashes . like cuz the switch in temperature was like 40 degrees . HEHEHE . -10 to 30 ? ohmygee . o_o !

well . it was like crazy GOING to clubmed in sapporo cuz when we got to narita and took the bus to haneda[the domestic airport], it was snowing like mad in tokyo . so like a WHOLE LOT of flights were cancelled ! out of the domestic airport . so we like . kinda got our flight to obihiro cancelled :\:\ .. in the end we went to SAPPORO, took a TRAIN for ONE stop, then transferred to a TRAIN with NO seats [ we had to sit on the ground in a tiny space for an hour and 45 mins ] then took a BUS to clubmed . so on the way there it was like .. .. plane-bus-plane-train-train-bus . but i guess it was worth it ! woohoo .

snowboarding . gah ; . it was pretty tragic FOR ME . because i'm so unfit . HEHE . after a while my legs give up on me then i fall, sit on the snow then get up again, move for about 20m then fall down due to one reason or another . going down once on a slope .. well i roughly fell hmMz lezzsee . 20 times ! LOL !! ohmygee right . but it was fun . AND i had a PINK SNOWBOARD ! yay for me ! :D ! i feel gay . i spent like $70 on presents for people . and there're only like 12 of them . gah . and there's chocolate ! for the bowling team :D i forgot to buy for my class . but wtheck, my class has too many people . :\:\ ablehxzxz . i love cny . i still get ANGBAOOOXZXZ !

anywaaaaaaaaaay . i can't remember what i wanted to blog about japan !!!!!! but it was really fun, and alot of funny things happened . moohaha !

dead blog x_o AND IT IS UNSAFE FOR ME TO BLOG ABOUT STUFF CUZ THERE ARE RANDOM PEOPLE WHO COME HERE, READ MY POSTS THEN RUN OFF WITH ALL THAT INFORMATION IN THEM THEN USE IT AGAINST ME !!!!!!!!!

Grr . Hi, Audrey . Stop disturbing me about _____ because I DO NOT LIKE HIM .
but if you insist that i admitted to, then FINEEEEE .

i DO ! i LOOOOVE him . ableh .

x_o x_o .

2008-01-22T03:32:00.000-08:00

yesterday i bowled like crap ! and my face was black until cherylyeoo gave me her award winning smile ! :D :D :D thank you cheryll . x33

today stank ! i had school, then an english compre test, then i came home, played com for 45 mins then went to have TUITION for another 2 hours . oh man . if you take the 45min break as like .. a break . it's like a 12-hour school day !! eeyoes . T.T !

i love everybody . [:

2008-01-18T16:31:00.000-08:00

ohemgeeeeee . x3jaychou . moohaha . he's freaking talented pls . likelikelike . woOtzOrz . he like played the piano guitar drums and guzheng . x_o aaaaa . DAM COOL PLEASEEEE !~!!!!! and the guest band, i presume, sucked . ew la ! the girl's voice so darn piercing . kills my ears mannxzxzx . i finished killing mr. griffin ! it's dam sad . sighsighsigh . okay time to read the kite runner ;o

-gone !-

2008-01-17T06:57:00.001-08:00

i just completed my commonwealth essay ! it's so thoroughly depressing la ! omg . clare's editing it for me now . it's her idea + mine combined except that i had a happy ending to it [: yay ! i finally did it . now i have 1 1/2 zhou ji's to complete ! and 2 maths qn's which i can do in 2 mins tomorrow . i cried while writing the essay la . so depressing . when i get the thingy back from clare i shall read it then print it out and SLEEP . yay .

goodnight . ;D

2008-01-17T04:41:00.001-08:00

i hate denise chan i hate denise chan i hate denise chan .

LOL ~

2008-01-16T03:20:00.000-08:00

ugh ! uncle john is such a wanna-be dictator . like .
" i know you have private coaches, but you have to follow what we teach you in school . just like school . your school has a syllabus, you can't tell your tuition teacher to change it ."
1. they are TWO TOTALLY DIFFERENT THINGS . can't you see that, idiot ? ._.
-school . studying for island-wide examination .
-bowling . PERSONAL THING . you wanna conform us all ?!?! grrrr .

soo irritating . he totally spoils my day .
char read all my msgs x_o .. then like on the bus grace and denise will talk to each other . presumably something about me . then i'll go over there and sit next to em and then like listen la . see what's going on . then they whisper to each other and luff at mee . how i hear ]: then i go away and they say ' YES SHE'S GONE ! '

BREAKS MY HEART MANNXZXZ . :\:\
you know what i realised . it's wednesday and i haven't seen raj yet !

woohoo ! [:[: ! ALAS, it is not a time for celebration . i have to read my "banned books" article, write my essay and and and . do 3 maths qns . hoho . OMG AND I OWE MY CHINESE TEACHER MY ZHOU JI . LOL ! HOL HOMEWORK . HAHAHAHA . Darneet . x_o

omg la ! i can't write a 12oo-15oo // 15oo-2oOo essay in less than 3 hours ! ok wait i might be able to . but then .

what the heck do i write about ........ :\

POUT !!! he's in a bad mood and isn't talking to me . is it meeee ? T.T ~ am i a paranoid freak .

okay . my hopes are WAAAAAAAY HIGH . but can you blame me ? oh man . i feel like i'm being played . i feel Clare-ish ! nuuuuuuuuu .

ohmannxzxz . is it all in my mind . x_o

ANW ! back to bowling stuff [: ~ i bowled 177 190 196 171 :D so like my avg = 183 . 5 [ today's ] + 154 . 5 [ occ's ] / 2 = 169 ! YAY i don't think i'm THAT FAR DOWN anymore ! haha . hopefully i get to play in b'div .. and not in 3rd team :\

HOW ! ohmmannxzxz . i really needa win something . like so i get 21 + CCA points . HAHA . -2 for o'levels. [: ! i wanna get a single-digit score . EZEET POSSIBBLLEE ??!?!?! eeyers ! haha . ok .. I NEED TO HAVE MORE SELF-DISCIPLINE ! no distractions . okay fine distractions . but i will block them out until i have time to let them distract me . hmMz . does that totally change the properties of "distraction" ? like something inevitable . hmMz ... i don't have anything to say about school .

i had a family dinner minus siblings last night . we had alot of fun . i'm glad i make my parents and grandparents smile [: even if they're laughing at me . it's great for them to be able to be stress-free and duty-free [ LOL ! ] for a while after doing their work . i love my family !

clare's teaching me perseverance . indirectly . maybe it's the thingy that helped me get a nice average todayyyy . hoho ! thank you clare [: & most of all thank you God ! for always being there when i'm down !

I MISS CUTENESS . i feel very one-sided again . hmMz . maybe i should arrange everything i blog about so it's easier for you [ whoever's reading this ] to read ! -hophop- now i understand my profile more . about the " finds it difficult to finish what she has started " that kinda thing .

jump here jump there . STUPID PHYSICS PRACTICAL . must clear until so tidy so tidy . like . what the hell la . i'm not a neat freak . i'm a clean freak . so you wanna force me to do something that i don't have to do ?! waste time .. put everything aside . i can just chuck everything in front of me . in fact i find it easier to locate things when they're messy . like i leave sth in my room / on my table . i rmb whr it is then like when i wanna use it it's NOT THERE . cuz my maids like to keep things TIDY ! i mean . they're spposed to la . buddhen . -pOuts- ok .. i think i really have to start on my homework .

I WISH HE'D SMS ME ! ohmannxzxz . i'm sucha loOoOser . darneet . tmrw nidda run . GAH ! stupid bowling thing . stupid bowling thing . stupid bowling thing .

OLSON PWNS ALL ! interhouse bowling x3 go o-sheng ! =x

&michelle takes her leave ;o
HOMEWORK x/3
breaks my heart .

2008-01-14T03:47:00.000-08:00

I SAW HIM YESTERDAY ! [:[: hahaha . so happy :D haha . today during training right, i was seducing all my seniors ! esp esp esp cheryl and charmaine :D so fun . and jia .. and gail abit . eva ! my darling . i totally freaked her out . haha . i did the stuff that madeline taught me ! so wtheck pls . HAHA !! -pervy grin- moowahaha . UGH KL JUST PUT ME ON HOLD . i'm dam freaked out .

i'm like . alone . upstairs . downstairs got my maids niars . i wonder how it is for them to like work here for so long ... like away from their family . and friends .. my family like super lucky la . all of our maids are super nice . and hardworking . [: ! and they're not up to evil stuff . except like one . who was trying to poison us with msg . mooohahaa . yeah ..

I WANNA MSG CUTENESS but i'm scared . clare said take a chance . i don't dare . i'm too afraid of getting rejected . i'd rather be a bystander . even if he's with others . as long as he's happy [: i guess . maybe not . i'm selfish but i don't do anything about it . OHWELLS ! sigh .

i'm so blessed to have great friends . even if they're constantly insulting me -.- BUT I KNOW IT'S JUST TEASING BECAUSE THEY LOVE ME ! -inspired by my mum !-

so now i have something to say when my brother comments on my size . WINKKS . [;[;

I LOVE MY SCHOOLMATES !
I LOVE MG BOWLERS !
THANK YOU GOD !
oh & i love my family even if they ain't very nice sometimes [:
[ and others who fall into none of the above categories ... ]

i hate mrs raj .

MOOHAHAHAHHAHAHA .
x3michelle

JAYCHOU ON FRIDAY !!!!!!!!!!!
i miss seeing natalia . sObzz . ohwell . i'll have to make do with pictures .

BUT I SHALL GO NEXT YEAR !!!!!!
MOOOOOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA .

2008-01-12T22:11:00.000-08:00

watched beauty world on wednesday [ abiiiiiit late ] super funny please . quite gross la . like this supposedly no.1 cabaret girl is like . uber fat . like me ! and her costumes were like . soooo revealing that kinda thing . and when she dances you can see her fats jiggling . HAHAHAHA . quite disturbing la . but anyway . nice storyline . although i dno why the ending so UNINTERESTING AND FAST . it's like . 2 guys fighting for her . then she just leaves the stage holding her boyfriend's hand . and there's this guy who likes her . ahbeng from singapore . LOL ! omgosh la . anticlimax much .

i'm OVERJOYED to a certain extent, DISAPPOINTED to a certain extent and CONFUSED to a great extent . hee doesn't know i like him ! yayers [: i mean . dno if i should laugh or cry . cuz like . OHWELL ! anw . not like it'll make a difference if he knows right ! so ... siiaala . anw . anw . nothing else to say .

i hate mrs raj . i hope her baby doesn't have to see her evil face . eeeeeyer !!! i pity her gynae .

HAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
okay that was really mean . but enehhwaez . she's so mean to me la . wtheck ! like com lab . 4 rows . i sit at the back of one of the rows . she kips disturbing MEE . like she asked everyone to move forward ' in case we couldn't see or she couldn't keep an EYEE on us ' or rather ME . so irritating ! like nobody moved . then she was like . MICHELLE MOVE UP . and i'm like knnccb wtf you wan la so many people must call me meh . then i like . inched forward .. by an inch . and then continued . i was just writing notes la -.- surrounded by prefects what you want me to do on the com . evidence : that previous pathetically short post . moowaha .

anw . then it's like . MICHELLE STOP DOING OTHER THINGS AND PAY ATTENTION . MICHELLE CAN YOU SEE THE SCREEN ? MICHELLE THIS MICHELLE THAT .

i wan to smack her face . and it's like she keeps rubbing her oh-so-pregnant stomach . i bet she only got pregnant so her hubbeh doesn't have to ________ with her every night !!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHA .
that was really mean too .
I HATE YOU MRS RAJ . die .

moowahahhahahahahahaha .

-ends-
;x
x3michelle .

2008-01-10T18:01:00.001-08:00

i apologise for the vulgarities . gigi is here to tell me to stop while grace is pressing my enter button . so i cannot continue ! stupid fatty . i hate mrs raj .

Rah .

withLove
michelle
[:

2008-01-08T06:02:00.000-08:00

i'm dam fucking pissed . a bunch of noobs got on my nerves today . say dun talk to low iq low eq people ? say .. doesn't that remind you of yourself ? idiotic fools . ohwell . today after school tau saw me . then we took a cab and walked in together . i swear the 7-11 at shell is so totally unreliable . no ppc's ! and tomorrow's kl's birthday ]: today i so ganchiong i come back then buy mega and mega him . then he say thanks ^^ my birthday is tomorrow . and i'm like hehehe . ohemgee . wtf ?!?! -bangs wall- hahaa . tauu came overr . and we talked .. and gossippedd .. then she went back home at about 3.50 ? yep . cuz her mum didn't wanna let her go to rtc to bowl so she called a cab and went home . so i did my homework and played com until 5.15 when my tuition teacher came . and i had tuition until like 7.30 . physics . at first i was really sleepy then it was okay .. physics is so %^&*( omgwtfbbq . i hope i can cope with it . RAHH !

after that i had dinner and got pissed off and bathed . and now i'm going to my room . TO BED ! x3 M'love . i think i'll stop taking my medicine tomorrow or sth . [: yayyers . i'm alright ! haha . praise God ! [: x33

;michelle

2008-01-03T01:25:00.000-08:00

i went to school today ! but i was really tired and sick and stuff . i slept in chinese and full geog . actually i'm not in full geog, but i was there cuz mrs ng was busy at sentosa dno doing what . abandon us !! ]: i miss mrs ng . hahaha . my left ear hurts alot . i don't know why . and my jaw aches too . why won't it go away ! haunt me for 4 days alr . T.T I CAN FEEL SPIKES IN MY THROAT !!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW .

what've i gotta do to make you love me
what've i gotta do to make you care
what do i do when lightning strikes me
and i wake to find that you're not there

it's sad, so sad, it's a sad sad situation
and it's getting more absurd
it's sad, so sad, why can't we talk it over
always seems to me, sorry seems to be the hardest word

what've i gotta do to make you want me
what've i gotta do to be heard
what do i say when it's all over
sorry seems to be the hardest word .

2008-01-02T04:11:00.000-08:00

i slept for 12 hours . slept at 11pm o1o1o8 woke up at 11am o2o1o8 . man ! for the past 3 hours i've been thinking whether i should sms him or not . and what to sms him . i'm talking to shannen now so i'm thinking about making her a scape goat d:d: but then there are so many complications ! so many ppl have ____'s number, presumably wanted by shannen, and why HIM ? okay . that's so uber obvious that i like him . a whole lot . almost send 3 diff messages but chickened out . hha . okay for my day i watched tv for 6 hours . 10-4 or something . then audi .. then stalk him [ blog ] :x haha . i don't think i can go to school tomorrow either . omg i'm gonna miss out on the first lessons of the year . dang . and i wanted to start afresh and do well . sob ! okay i shall have to catch up .

tian kong hui de xiang ku guo
li kai ni yi hou
bing mei you geng zi you
shen shen de kong qi
xiu chu wo men de ju li
yi mu chui xin de jie ju
xiang hu xi ban wu fa ting xu
chou ti fang huang de ri ji
zha gan le hui yi
na xiao rng shi xia ji
ni wo de guo qu
bei shan shi zhen de wang ji

wo zhi dao ni wo dou mei you cuo
zhi shi wang le zen me tui hou
xin shi dan dan gei le cheng nuo
que bei shi jian pu le kong
wo zhi dao wo men dou mei you cuo
zhi shi fang shou hui bi jiao hao guo

ok few lines missing here and there . cnt hear what he's singing .

i'm going to jaychou concert ! but i'd so prefer to just stare at him for 3 hours or sth .

toOdloO !

2008-01-01T20:02:00.000-08:00

i missed the first day of school . my illness isn't getting any better . my fever comes and goes . MY INFLAMMED THROAT IS KILLING ME . whenever i swallow something - ANYTHING . it feels like needles piercing through my throat . i'm dying . i mean i'd rather die if this carries on for more than 3 days . i can't even sleep properly . i wake up at 3-4 and try sleep in another more comfortable position . then it's like . zomfgwtfbbq . ahh .. now i feel like sleeping . i slept for 12 hours alr . i wanna sleep, or rest . but it's like . NO !!! damit . what the hell should i do . stupid illness . go to hell satan . oh wait you're alr in hell . stop giving me gay diseases .

2007-12-31T23:53:00.000-08:00

zomqqOsh . my bro and sis are going to sports sch now . i'm staying at home cuz i have tuition .. I DON'T GET TO SEE NATALIA . sob . stupid clare put these thoughts into my mind . a girl can dream right ! but then . the higher you are; the greater the fall . aka ... ONE DAY THE FACTS OF THE EARTH ARE GONNA COME CRASHING DOWN ON ME and i'll commit suicide . HAHAHAH . walao ! my bro and sis are going to sports sch . 5 days a week . GONE . gone ... GONE !!!! so i'm like an only child for a year . more or less luh . NATALIA !! i don't get to see natalia . ahh . he's so cute :\:\ sob . LOL . MRAWRRSS . so cute right ! omg my dp is so cute . msn dp . woohoo . SOOO CUTE . i can't stand it . kyaaaah . almost cuter than natalia .

MRAWRRR < NATALIA < PINK woOtehzOrz . mwakakaka . okay nothing else . darnit i have tuition . i'm UBER SICK . and guess when ~!! 31st Dec- 1st Jan . i hope i recover . nothing's more exciting than missing the first day of school . ;o;o note the sarcasm . I REFUSE TO CUT MY NAILS . they're so nice and long . darneeeet . ohwelluhmz . [: i'm gonna go emo or something . CUZ NATALIA WILL NEVER LIKE ME . NEVER . EVER . AND I CAN'T GET OVER HIM .

if i said it like i mean it;
then maybe i'd believe it like it's ~~true~~
i'm getting over you

GONE !
michelle .

2007-12-31T18:31:00.000-08:00

woo . he's messing with my mind . i'm in too deep . i can't get over him yet there's no other option but so . HEHH . why can't it be easier . at least a little . 2 years ! i'm freaking myself out . lalalala . but he's so cute HAHAHAHA . ok . i'm going to find depressing lyrics again .

it's a new year . i want to change . let this be a new beginning without an end

2007-12-30T08:09:00.000-08:00

i will blog . at 12 midnight . for everyone's sake . and to distract me from killing myself . today is the 31st ! 12:09 am . sigh . i feel like a really bad bad bad christian . i haven't been to church in like a month . and i pray like every 2-3 days . sometimes once a day . I FEEL REALLY BAD . like God's always there for you and then you can't even spare 5 mins of your day for Him . i even forced myself to sleep until 9.40 so i could pon church . waaaah .. then when i woke up i washed up and went with my dad to buy breakfast for my bro, justin vincent and myself at the macs at serene centre . then bring to the bowling alley at rtc . everyone [ my bro, justin, vincent and chiew pang ] bowled like crap ! hahaha . okay i'm in no position to talk cuz i bowl like crap too . just that it's all the time, not exceptionally . SOB ! okay whatever . i don't train 6 times a week - tries to comfort myself - haha . school's starting ! wtf is a portfolio ? DEAD . i nidda do my sbc portfolio, sch homework, tuition homework, read my lit book . weeeee . soo dead .

it's never going to end . i've fallen in too deep . so what do i do now . just watch ? there's nothing i CAN do right . i'll just wish for his happiness . sigh . i'm crying again !! zomfgwtfbbq . ahh ..

tomorrow my bro's having a new-year's party . he's coming . i can't face him . nope . i'll hide in my room . when they're counting down to the new year, i'm gonna pray and at least try to redeem myself by spending time with Him . it's the least He deserves .

i realised you can't always have the one you love . but then again at least you've got great friends always there to keep you up on your feet . thanks gi and clare [: you guys are the best .

merry christmas to everyone !
happy new year [:

michelle